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Bob's attempt to mix extreme sports with bear hunting proved to be an unmitigated disaster.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'What went particularly well?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Knife-thrower.

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

Snakeboarding.

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

"He's running with a tough crowd"

'This is a killer hole!'

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'