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Bob's attempt to mix extreme sports with bear hunting proved to be an unmitigated disaster.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'What went particularly well?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Knife-thrower.

Snakeboarding.

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

"He's running with a tough crowd"

'This is a killer hole!'

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”