Dares T-Shirts

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Dummies Books.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Zoom Wedding

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Wanna play?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Sporting maladies.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Casual skydiving.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Robot Olympics

Voodoo Darts. . .

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'