Daring Dressers T-Shirts

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

Savory Types

Honey Costume

The Costumer Is Always Right

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Closet.

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

Satan

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'