Daring Dressers Gifts

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

'I'll take it!'

Savory Types

Honey Costume

The Costumer Is Always Right

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Satan

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Closet.

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'