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'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

A Hole in the Dike

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Casual skydiving.

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Proposal on a snowboard

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

Marathon in Hell.

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"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

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"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

CEO practices his golf in the office.

Speleologist

'Are you sure this is legal?'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

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