Daring Pet Owner T-Shirts

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Pet Pony

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

K9 Literati.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

Pet Owners' Date Night

'Good book?'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Two cats are high off catnip.

Walking the dog.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Here he comes! Don't move."

When Pugs dream.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'