Daring Pet Owner Gifts

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

K9 Literati.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

Pet Owners' Date Night

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Good book?'

Walking the dog.

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."