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Hang glider.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

A DIY disaster.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

YOLO vs YODO

'3-D TV Kit'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Texturing the Walls

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

The Hammer

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Washing Line Walker

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'