Danger Daredevil T-Shirts

Either we're going to be very rich or we're being exposed to so much radiation that we won't last that long.

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

'... and, once again, children, don't try this at home.'

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"I am not asking for directions."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

The hall of bad ideas.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'