Depth Defier T-Shirts

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

Head over Hooves

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

To do before Saturday...

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Emergency exit into Space

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

Zoom Wedding

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

"I thought it was deeper here."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Travellers

'If this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever seen.'

Weight Gain Denial

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Trampoline Balance

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity