"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"
Detention Defier Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who defies detention and stands resilient? Our collection captures the spirit of perseverance and courage, with witty, empowering designs. These products are ideal for those who challenge constraints and believe in standing tall. Whether it’s a motivational print or a humorous mug, find something that truly resonates with their brave spirit. Inspire and celebrate their journey of defiance with our thoughtfully crafted items—because defying detention demands a special kind of strength and humor.
Head over Hooves
'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'
To do before Saturday...
Emergency exit into Space
"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."
"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"
Zoom Wedding
These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?
Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.
'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'
kid skateboards off airplane wingtip
'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'
Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.
Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.
"That's many giant leaps for man."
"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."
Weight Gain Denial
Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'
'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''
Fun with Ned-Ball.
Trampoline Balance
"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"
"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."
Trapeze Artists
Cross-Country Sledding
GAP. GAP. NO GAP.
Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity
Athletic Games on the Moon.
"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"
Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.
'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'
"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"
'Come on! You only live once!'
'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'
Detention Defier Gifts Collection
Detention Defier Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for detention defiers—featuring witty, empowering designs that make each coffee break a celebration of resilience.
Detention Defier Pillows
Discover pillows for detention defiers—celebrating strength and humor, perfect for adding motivation and comfort to any space.
Detention Defier Prints
Browse our inspirational prints—celebrating defiance and resilience, ideal for framing that bold, brave attitude to inspire every day.
Detention Defier T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for detention defiers—bold, humorous, and inspiring designs that showcase their rebellious spirit in style.