Direction Defier Gifts

'Told you so.'

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

'No, we're not lost and, no, I won't ask directions!'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

To do before Saturday...

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Hospital Departments

Recalculating

You are here.

Zoom Wedding

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Travellers

You are Here

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

The Life of Riley...

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Fire Backwards.

Recalculating!

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

'Some scout he is!'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Scarecrow Directions

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.