Detention Defier Mugs

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Head over Hooves

To do before Saturday...

Emergency exit into Space

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Zoom Wedding

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Weight Gain Denial

Trampoline Balance

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Trapeze Artists

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Cross-Country Sledding

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'Come on! You only live once!'

'Get down from there!'

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'