Detention Defier Mugs

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Head over Hooves

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

To do before Saturday...

Emergency exit into Space

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Zoom Wedding

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Weight Gain Denial

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Trampoline Balance

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

Trapeze Artists

Cross-Country Sledding

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Athletic Games on the Moon.

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'Come on! You only live once!'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'