Force Defier Mugs

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Head over Hooves

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

To do before Saturday...

Emergency exit into Space

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Zoom Wedding

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Weight Gain Denial

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Trampoline Balance

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Cross-Country Sledding

Trapeze Artists

Athletic Games on the Moon.

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'Come on! You only live once!'