Death Defying Adventurer Pillows

Racing the Grim Reaper.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Sticking out tongue

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

'I told you to sip it!'

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

"75"

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

Alcoholidays.

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"