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Overjumpers

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Martial Arts

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

They Are Not Going to Take Me

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Martial Arts

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Driverless Car