Self-defense Seeker Pillows

Martial Arts: Beginners Welcome.

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Overjumpers

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Martial Arts

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Mod Kwan Doh

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

DNA Analysis.

"I think I can". (train)

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Monster Self-Help

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Global Positioning Manual

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'