Self-defense Seeker Pillows

Martial Arts: Beginners Welcome.

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Overjumpers

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Martial Arts

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

DNA Analysis.

"I think I can". (train)

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Monster Self-Help

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'