"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"
Self-defense Novice Pillows
Give the gift of comfort and encouragement with a cozy pillow featuring a humorous message for self-defense beginners. Ideal for their space to remind them of their strength.
Overjumpers
"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."
"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
Women's Martial Arts Center
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'
Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
Mod Kwan Doh
KAWAII T'AI CHI
Martial Arts
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
They Are Not Going to Take Me
'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'
"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."
"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."
Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.
Martial Arts
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'
Martial arts and clumsiness.
No one liked working the red-eye shift.
Stun-gun target practice.
"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."
'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'
Man fights with his shadow.
'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'
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Self-defense Novice Pillows Collection
Self-defense Novice Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for self-defense novices. Find a witty and inspiring mug that keeps the motivation going every morning.
Self-defense Novice Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring prints perfect for self-defense novices. Motivational designs to encourage confidence and celebrate their journey.
Self-defense Novice T-Shirts
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