Self-defense Novice Mugs

Kickstart their day with a humorous mug designed for self-defense beginners. Perfect for those learning the ropes, this witty gift adds a touch of confidence with every sip.

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"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!" mockup

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

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Overjumpers

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"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?" mockup

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

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"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts." mockup

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

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Women's Martial Arts Center

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"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area." mockup

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

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'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.' mockup

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

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"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks." mockup

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

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Martial Arts

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KAWAII T'AI CHI

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Mod Kwan Doh

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'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!' mockup

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate." mockup

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

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"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique." mockup

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

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Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right! mockup

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

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"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters." mockup

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

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'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.' mockup

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

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"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head." mockup

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

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Martial Arts

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Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead. mockup

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

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'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!' mockup

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

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'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

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"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

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Martial arts and clumsiness.

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No one liked working the red-eye shift. mockup

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

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Stun-gun target practice.

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"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney." mockup

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

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'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.' mockup

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

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Man fights with his shadow.

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'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.' mockup

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

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'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.' mockup

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

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Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve. mockup

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

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Self-defense Novice Mugs Collection

Self-defense Novice Pillows

Comfort and humor combine on our pillows for self-defense beginners. A light-hearted gift to brighten their space and motivate their progress.

Self-defense Novice Prints

Decorate their space with inspiring prints perfect for self-defense novices. Motivational designs to encourage confidence and celebrate their journey.

Self-defense Novice T-Shirts

Discover fun and empowering t-shirts for self-defense newcomers. Perfect for training days or casual wear, these shirts boost confidence and add humor to their wardrobe.