Self-defense Learner Mugs

"Sounds like my daughter's back from her karate lesson."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Overjumpers

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

They Are Not Going to Take Me

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Stun-gun target practice.

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

Man fights with his shadow.

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

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