"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."
Self-defense Training Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates self-defense training—blending wit and motivation in a design that inspires confidence every morning.
Overjumpers
"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."
"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
Women's Martial Arts Center
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'
Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
Mod Kwan Doh
KAWAII T'AI CHI
Martial Arts
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
They Are Not Going to Take Me
'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'
"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."
"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."
Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.
Martial Arts
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'
Martial arts and clumsiness.
No one liked working the red-eye shift.
Stun-gun target practice.
"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."
'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'
Man fights with his shadow.
'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'
STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment
Self-defense Training Mugs Collection
Self-defense Training Pillows
Find cushions that celebrate self-defense courage with playful and inspiring messages, perfect for any training space or home.
Self-defense Training Prints
Decorate your space with prints that honor self-defense skills and humor—an ideal gift for any martial arts or personal safety enthusiast.
Self-defense Training T-Shirts
Browse our collection of t-shirts designed for self-defense fans—witty slogans and bold statements that showcase their strength.