Self-discovery Adventurer Pillows

Herb got in touch with his inner monkey.

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

See? Just when I finally start to feel comfortable in my own skin, this happens.

After years of fruitless searching Joe Golez finally finds himself.

"Well, I'm nobody."

"Just because you want to find yourself doesn't mean you're off your rocker."

"If you're really me, why can't I see a word balloon?!"

Cuthbert had always suspected that there was a giant within. . .

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"I shop, therefore I am."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Is this who I am?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Planned service changes

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Truth

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."