Self-discovery Journeyer Pillows

"I've always had this vague curiosity about me."

"A line, and the way the line thinks of itself."

"Well. I think we should congratulate out son on finding himself, and not ask, 'who are you then?'"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Map of the Human Heart

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Is this who I am?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'You've changed.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Planned service changes

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Truth

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."