Age-defying Adventurer Pillows

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Aging Boomers live longer.

"I'm fortyish, forty twelve to be exact"

Challenges of old age

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

'Studies show more people are living into their 90's and we're smarter.'

"I'm gonna need to see some ID, girls."

"Have you noticed that little old ladies seem to be getting younger"

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Since we got rid of the obligatory retirement age most of the health and safety training is now about how to get out of the chair without wrecking your back."

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

Skateboarding

"This may be hard to believe but two SENIORS for the matinee."

"That's precisely the problem. You're acting your age!"

"Inside every old person is a young person trying to figure out what's happening to them."

"Inside every old person is a young person trying to figure out what's happening to them."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

"I think we're gone as far as we can making you look 'younger'!"

"Once a show-off, always a show-off."

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

'OK, so forty is the new thirty. But thirty is still, like, you know...old.'

'Know what would be nice? A stairlift!'

'What do you mean - I'm too old and, the good times are all behind me?'

'This is the third year in a row she claims she's just 5 1/2 years old.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Tell me straight, Doctor. Have I still got time to crash and burn"

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

A man drinks a formula and becomes a well-dressed middle-aged man.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"75"