Disaster Explorer Pillows

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Are we broke yet?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Desert Dermatologist

"It will be all your fault."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Experts through the ages.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

God in the bunker.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Tourist in the desert

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Posters of the Sahara

Pizza Delivery Delays