Domestic Disaster Explorer Pillows

"Ok if I enter the disaster area, dear?"

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hello?"

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Lift your stems."

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

Cluster Catastrophe

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

Leaking washing machine.

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III