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Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Chiller Theatre

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Needs to get a life"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Pastorius wonders why.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Didn't you just say that?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baby rocks!

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Exit only.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

ZOO

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."