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'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Chiller Theatre

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Needs to get a life"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Pastorius wonders why.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"We evolved from asteroids"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Didn't you just say that?"

Exit only.

Baby rocks!

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

ZOO

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Is this who I am?"