Epilogue Explorer Gifts

Writer's block - Our literary gent has knocked out 1247 pages, but has come to a standstill when writing THE ......

Angel reads book called epilogue.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Baby rocks!

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Cometh the Cow!

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."