Euphoria T-Shirts

Big Grin.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Bonk!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Regifts of the Magi

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

"Your immortality tonic may not be worth it, Sol."

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

"You're right - my ads are all for myrrh."

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

Inspired

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

"The usual. Wall Street highflier has epiphany, abandons career and money, burns clothing, reverts to state of nature."

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

Bob invents the Zero Gravity Light Bulb.

"For decades, I was the human resources director of a multi-million dollar company. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that, in the long run, we're ALL temp workers!"

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"