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Big Grin.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Bonk!"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Regifts of the Magi

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

"Your immortality tonic may not be worth it, Sol."

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

Inspired

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

"You're right - my ads are all for myrrh."

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

"The usual. Wall Street highflier has epiphany, abandons career and money, burns clothing, reverts to state of nature."

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"For decades, I was the human resources director of a multi-million dollar company. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that, in the long run, we're ALL temp workers!"

Bob invents the Zero Gravity Light Bulb.

'Instead of going to that boring museum for a class trip, I suggest we go to the World Series of Poker. I'm sure the rest of the class won't mind.'