Epiphany Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The usual. Wall Street highflier has epiphany, abandons career and money, burns clothing, reverts to state of nature."

"Bonk!"

Eureka!

Inspired

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Extreme miming"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Nihilistic customer service"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Truth

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Regifts of the Magi

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Clandestine cows.

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Pencil eraser."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Pick a business card.'

David Blaine, Age 60

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.