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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Eureka!

Real Life Epiphanies: Ed crosses the fine line separating apathy from ennui, and realizes his life will never be the same again...

Joe experiences a profound, life-changing moment of clarity, but it simply can't compete with the cool informercial he was watching at the time.

"Good God, I've been doing it wrong all this time."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Popping an idea.

Inspiration

"Good morning, this is your wake-up call....What The Hell Are You Doing With Your Life???"

"I have to leave early, gentlemen. Please let me know if I miss any epiphanies."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Eureka!

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Unguided imagery

ThrEschers.

Writers without borders.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"Things are looking up!"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Guru.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Tenacity trumps everything!

"Bonk!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."