Epiphany Seeker Gifts

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Eureka!

Real Life Epiphanies: Ed crosses the fine line separating apathy from ennui, and realizes his life will never be the same again...

Joe experiences a profound, life-changing moment of clarity, but it simply can't compete with the cool informercial he was watching at the time.

"Good God, I've been doing it wrong all this time."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Popping an idea.

Inspiration

"Good morning, this is your wake-up call....What The Hell Are You Doing With Your Life???"

"I have to leave early, gentlemen. Please let me know if I miss any epiphanies."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Eureka!

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Unguided imagery

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Writers without borders.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Guru.

'You can't come in here with that.'

Tenacity trumps everything!

"Bonk!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Things are looking up!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Planned service changes

Books Providing Bright Idea

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'