Euphoria Seeker Gifts

Man about jogger on high wire: 'It must be that 'runner's high' that I've heard about.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"It's just a tree."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

ThrEschers.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"Things are looking up!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

The Death of the Blues

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Jumping Man

Books / Coffee table books

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

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