Epiphany Explorer Gifts

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

"For decades, I was the human resources director of a multi-million dollar company. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that, in the long run, we're ALL temp workers!"

'I've had a mental breakthrough on that problem I've been working on...Not a complete solution - more a fundamental shift in emphasis...'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

Chiller Theatre

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Bonk!"

"Is this who I am?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

Truth

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"What a sad species humans are!"

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'