Epiphany Experiencer Gifts

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Bonk!"

Truth

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Regifts of the Magi

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

We learn by doing

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Inspiration

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Not again!"

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Popping an idea.

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

Inspired

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

"You're right - my ads are all for myrrh."

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

"I have to leave early, gentlemen. Please let me know if I miss any epiphanies."

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

"The usual. Wall Street highflier has epiphany, abandons career and money, burns clothing, reverts to state of nature."

"Good God, I've been doing it wrong all this time."

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

"For decades, I was the human resources director of a multi-million dollar company. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that, in the long run, we're ALL temp workers!"

"Your pineapple empandas are delicious. Except for one thing."

Real Life Epiphanies: Ed crosses the fine line separating apathy from ennui, and realizes his life will never be the same again...

'I see from your CV that you have a first class degree from the School of Hard Knocks'