Euphoria Seeker Pillows

Man about jogger on high wire: 'It must be that 'runner's high' that I've heard about.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"It's just a tree."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

The Death of the Blues

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Things are looking up!"

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Jumping Man

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Books / Coffee table books

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Witch dice.

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

Life is like a tube of toothpaste