Endorphin Seeker Pillows

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Sunbathers.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Canine Scentipede

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Psychic diving competition.

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

A Palindrome Cow.

Pheromones.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Witch dice.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Money mangagement see-saw.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."