Endorphin Seeker Prints

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Canine Scentipede

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Sunbathers.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Psychic diving competition.

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

A Palindrome Cow.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Pheromones.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Witch dice.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...