Organic Seeker Pillows

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Vegicurious

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Booster shots

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Crab with a clown face.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Witch dice.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Vaccine hurdles

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

2022

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."