Endorphin Enthusiast Pillows

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Let me introduce my other half."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Slugfest!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Aromatherapy for Men

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Praying mantis.

Fly Artist

Bees v Wasps

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."