Endorphin Enthusiast Mugs

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Slugfest!

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Aromatherapy for Men

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fly Artist

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Bees v Wasps

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Praying mantis.

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.