Essence Seeker Pillows

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Low-Energy Drinks

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Canine Scentipede

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Unguided imagery

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Pheromones.

Double Bass Jumpers.

"Habanero ..."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'