Epiphany Seekers Pillows

"When I looked in the mirror this morning, Bill, I realized I no longer knew or respected the man I saw there. And after the initial shock wore off, it hit me: I CAN WORK WITH THIS!"

"In a blinding flash, Norman suddenly realises the mind-numbing boredom and utter futility of the sport that is called golf..."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

A child interrupting family prayers

Guru.

"Bonk!"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Planned service changes

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"All the celebrities come here."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Regifts of the Magi

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

Breakfast surreal.

Steve found himself on his travels.

Reflection (with bubbles)

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Interfaith dialogue

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Motorway of the Self

Gambling on office building construction

"Who's the artist?"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

'Order one with anchovies -- I've never seen a fish!'