Epiphany Lovers T-Shirts

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Toadstools

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

The Pink Bantha

"Recalculating route..."

Rocking Witches.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'This graph may need some explaining...'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"Bonk!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Truth

Telekinetics on strike...

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Regifts of the Magi

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Paul and Debbie.