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"What's a patent?"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Yoko Ono

"Bonk!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Regifts of the Magi

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'How's that, Umpire?'

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Ancient Farming Practises.

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

Early career fair

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

John Milton

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

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"You're right - my ads are all for myrrh."

Inspired

No caption. (A mythological centaur, ancient Greek and assorted animals wait in line behind a lion to look out a telescope.)

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."

Yesterday, I caught one this big!