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"Something is very wrong here. This is my favorite show, and I used to hate it."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Which one's yours?"

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Best Cartoons From Abroad 'Were they all drawn by the same woman?'

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

How very Independent!

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Superhero Eye Test

"Please don't blow it out, I've just invented it."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Super Hero Vaccines

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'We should probably think about baby proofing the place a bit.'

Homer

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'McWit, your poetic license expired years ago.'

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'