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'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"They're comfortable."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"She wishes to range free!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

How Amazon was invented

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."