Episodic Enthusiast Gifts

"Something is very wrong here. This is my favorite show, and I used to hate it."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Which one's yours?"

Nick Cave

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

I rarely do this after only one interview, but you seem like a perfect fit for our company... Bruce Banner, welcome aboard.

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Best Cartoons From Abroad 'Were they all drawn by the same woman?'

The Wiki Man.

How very Independent!

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Please don't blow it out, I've just invented it."

Super Hero Vaccines

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Superhero Eye Test

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'We should probably think about baby proofing the place a bit.'

Homer

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

'McWit, your poetic license expired years ago.'

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"That's what you get when you fall in love…. You get a lot of germs and you catch pneumonia." "I'll never fall in love again…."