Lover Of Epiphanies Gifts

Truth

"What's a patent?"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Bonk!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Regifts of the Magi

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

'How's that, Umpire?'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Ancient Farming Practises.

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

Early career fair

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

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'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"You're right - my ads are all for myrrh."

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

Inspired

John Milton

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Yesterday, I caught one this big!